The Manhandler
May 7th, 2012 – By Eric
The Manhandler, from Mistress Missy Toys! Show Mom you care this Mothers Day by picking her up a few for Dad. They’ll both be much happier for it.
Sorry for the half-assed comic you guys. I have been working 10-12 hour days without much or any weekend at work. We are currently on the most god awful theme park ride production ever with some seriously ‘challenged’ directors. The end is near however, and we hope to resume you to your regularly scheduled Hatefarming in just 1 or 2 weeks.
In case you were wondering, I’m a CG animator outside of the comic world and I just put up a new demoreel for the internet to see. Take a look:
Thanks to everyone who has been voting for Hatefarm in the Comicmix NSFW webcomic competition. It means the world to us. Well, to me. Rob is probably mildly amused. ROUND THREE JUST OPENED UP and once again your votes brought us on top! We’re up against Menage A 3 and have no chance of winning but a couple of cool dudes with attitudes can dream, can’t they? Cast your new vote HERE! You can vote every day if you are so inclined and you can even donate money to give us a whole bunch of votes (it goes to charity!) But if you’re going to spend money us you should probably just do it directly so that we can spend it on website stuff and also charity is lame.
To make up for lack of updates/comic awesomeness, here is a sneek peek of another project I am working on. I am rebooting an old animation I did (I was a freshman in college) called Merry Melony. I am rebooting it into what I’m calling an “interactive graphic novel” with full audio for PC and hopefully Ipad. Here is some VERY early concept work to get your googly eyes a googlin’. I am taking a vacation in the coming months and I hope to dedicate it solely to this project as well as Hatefarm. You can follow the brand spanking new Merry Melony Production Blog right here! And you should. It’s gonna be awesome.
Oh, and have another depraved edition of “Awesome Shit People Googled”, where people search for terrible things and find our webcomic.
Love you guys so much, I’ll call you later. <3 <3 <3
XOXOXOXOXO
-Eric
39 Comments
The hot chick illustration gets three thumbs up from me!
I didn’t know you were the one behind Merry Melony!!! Now I like you even more.
No I like you even more!
oh stop it you
I’m just glad to see Missy again.
*sigh* She’s so dreamy.
Shell fish ruins everything.
Prolonged use of this product will lead to random object humping, similar to the Humping Robot from Robot Chicken. I guess that’s why the self destruct button. No one wants to deal with that much humping.
Except clothes dryers.
I… I was told it was armor. I have made a terrible mistake.
The instruction manual comes with over 6 different stories to convince your husband to put on the Manhandler on. “A Suit of Armor” is the very first one.
The one time it pays to be Canadian. Booyah.
The government must subsidize it over there or something.
Would explain a lot.
HOLLY SHIP… I don’t know how I didn’t make the connection between Merry Melony and you earlier… of course, as soon as you said it it slammed into my brain that I recognized your name and style… I think my brains still bruised from it actually.
For years I shared Merry Melony with people as my favorite short animation. I’ve always wanted to see more was delightfully dark, and a little darko-esque. Very excited!
Awesome to hear. I hope to make this thing freakishly unique.
Penis liquidation would probably be worth getting whipped by such a lovely mistress. I think. Of course, as I don’t have a penis, I’m just guessing.
Oh, Beiber, I didn’t know you were on here as well! ><
There is the faintest of echoes traveling with the wind, over hills, valleys and moors. If one were to listen closely, they would hear the muffled cries of men’s genitals crying out in imprisoned agony…. whhyyyyyyyy? Whyyyyyyyyyyy!?
-Shwooshoooooo-
How… how do they poop?
Or even more confusingly, take a piss?
Yeah, Eric, let’s see some fucking blueprints for this thing. This will never get approval for mass production.
Don’t take this from him! It’s not like he’s got anything better to do with his life than create unrealistic man junk doom belts.Let him dream.
interesting design, i assume there is some sort of catheter system to let the subject urinate.
also, how long before there are snuff films of pelvic liquidation? (i’m asking for a friend, yes, that’s right …. a friend, and not myself entirely)
I sometimes worry about the nightmares you must be having to inspire such ideas. Penis liquidation makes for pretty gruesome images in my head…
Is it just me, or does the front of it look sort of like a Portal turret…?
In time, the victim’s whimpering cries will be reduced to a hoarse whisper of, “Are you still there? I don’t hate you. Put me down!”
It’s funny, I’m into the whole S&M thing, particularly the humiliation aspect of it(such as cuckolding, being forced to wear panties, and things like that), but I’ve never really found myself that excited by the prospect of chastity devices, for men or women.
At least, I’ve never been excited by the prospect of chastity devices that are implied to be permanent. I guess if I was made to wear one for a few weeks or vise-versa, then allowed to take it off and release, that would be okay. I just think that people have a fundamental right to an orgasm, and taking that right away from them starts to tread over the thin line between consensual and non-consensual.
well the way I see it. Once you let another man fuck your girl, you can’t really complain.
It should have said, “self sustaining power supply “runs on sadness and self-loathing” and will never run out!”
an interactive graphic novel? sounds interesting. i really like missy’s hair, it looks awesome. :3
Solve the owner by copious suicide via yummy buckshot served at extreme point blank range and high velocity
I really love your art style, and Merry Melony sounds really interesting. I’m excited to see where it goes!
I need my fix of hate. Jonesing for it now.
Eric got lost in the woods, so I’m going to go find him. But if we both get lost, I leave the burden of this comic to YOU, Warped655. Carry on our legacy should tragedy befall us.
Yeah, no need to apologize, this is fantastic.
I remember not long ago, a girl in my class joked that she wanted to be a porn star when she grows up, and just told her :
“FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!”
You truly are a motivational speaker.
Except perhaps with a bullet for ruininjg his life…
Self destruct XD!