October 15th, 2012 – Blog post By Rob
Nothing like some old-fashioned-NSFW-silly-business to start off your week! I’m sure a lot of you are at work right now, simmering in silent shame at the fact that you even check this website. But you do, and we were waiting for you. And now this happened.
Not to reveal too much of our highly intricate process, but this is yet another of our collaborations that started with me bringing Eric an idea and the two of us riffing on it via IM for a few minutes before deciding “okay, yeah, this could be a comic.” However, I spent years of extensive research on the subject of masturbating, and Eric interned one summer as a sock. So when you think we make it look easy, know that it’s only because it is. We brought you this basket of low-hanging fruit, and we expect to see you eat it all.
And now, some important blathering: the Mistress Missy fanart contest is still underway (rules and details at here)! There are five days left until the October 20th deadline, and we’ve been getting a LOT of really cool shit so far so you need to switch your games to up mode and dazzle our razzles. God have mercy on you if my razzle goes undazzled.
If your little hands just can’t make a pretty picture, let Eric do it for you! The legend himself is now offering portraits of your own stupid face for the graciously low price of $35 simoleons! That’s $25 less rubles than it costs to get a cameo in the comic! With none of the shame of being featured in our comic! And you’ll have the coolest facebook profile picture for a while! I hope you’re as many exclamation points as I am about this!!! Kick your mutant feet over to the shiny new Portraits page!
To close with some plugs, my cousin is giving the old college try to her own webcomic so go over to your tumblrs and encourage her at guardianassholes.tumblr.com
Also, go like this page on facebook for Mediacres, a comic written by another handsome genius I know.
And for my usual video game nerding out, Retro City Rampage is ridiculously cool and SWTOR goes free-to-play soon so I’ve been playing that again and lightsabers are cooler than orc swords or some shit so go play that.