Pillsburied Death Strudels
January 14th, 2012 – By Eric
Are you an emo, goth, or all around spoiled teenager? Did you ask for an iPhone or car for Christmas, but didn’t get one? Head on down to your local grocery and pick yourself up a box of bittersweet death, from Pillsburied. (Not to be confused with Pillsbury – those products, while delicious, contain significantly less lethal toxin) Don’t forget to share with your brothers and sisters! Before you know it, your mom will be lamenting her poor decisions for the rest of her life, and the Pillsburied Death Boy will have more young souls for his underworld army. It’s a win-win.
So big update today — our archive is up and running. There is a new page up called “Awesome Shit People Googled” which, really, is just an ongoing collection of hilarious google searches people used to get to our webcomic. We have some advertising thanks to IamArg and Hyperbolic Bubble. Please support our website by clicking on their ads and giving their websites a looksee!
If you want to support HATEFARM even further, than please like us on facebook and follow us on twitter! Lastly, and probably most importantly, we joined up with INKOUTBREAK — probably the most badass way to browse your favorite webcomics and discover new ones. Seriously, it makes topwebcomics and most any other comic list look like trash. I would love you forever if you followed our comic on Inkoutbreak — you should be able to do it with the new button on the right. Also we joined their link exchange, which means there are other comics being advertised to the right — I pick which comics are shown to so you’re only going to see quality business over there.
Justin Scheetz is the web genius behind our site… and while there are big plans for added content, today he finished with all the important design work and implementation! He is finished and everything else is on me. I wanted to shout out a HUUUUUGE thanks to him for all his hard work. As I’m sure you can agree, this site is pretty hooked up and delicious. Check out his design website and if you’re in the market for it, purchase one of his wordpress themes. They will NOT disappoint.
Rob wrote an extremely excellent comic for next week and you should be super excited about it, like me.
E
25 Comments
How much are they?
About $2.50.
$2.50 like money? I knew I have should never trusted that red guy.
Yeah, about $2.50.
FTW!
Wait…. Emos still exist?
For every 1 emo that slits their wrists, another 2 take their place.
That’s a terrifying thought…
I just realized, I very well could be suggesting that emos asexually reproduce through suicide in the form of budding.
It is terrifying.
Well basement dwellers have no life but their numbers seem to increase every year, so basically, science has a lot of questions left to answer.
What about for every Emo that eats a delicious, piping-hot, extra-poisonous Pilsburied Death Strudel? How many pop up then?
Good question, only the emos themselves know.
While they aren’t as awesome, there are several comic directories you could join as well. The ones I’m sure you guys aren’t a part of are ComicHovel and ComicBasement. Both are voting sites too, so feel free to beg and plead for us to vote for you guys there as well
Hey thanks! Workin’ on these!
Honestly – if you believe you can make a proper strudel in a toaster then a quick death is waaay too good for you… >_<
I’ve gotten google search traffic from the search “comic breasts”
thats a pretty sweet death….HORRIBLY BAD PUN INTENDED! DEAL WITH IT!
http://images.dailydawdle.com/deal-with-it.jpg
Came through inkOutbreak. Awesome comic. My goth friend wants these so bad now.
Make like a package sleeve that slips over top of the original ones.
Looking at the list of Awesome Shit People Googled, I am very distressed to see “vox sucking fuck weman porn.” Seriously. That’s just… I don’t even know what that is. But I don’t like it.
Oh, and I didn’t realize there’s an area for comments on that page. When the moon is full, I become a werewanker. (In the sense of a general insult, that is. On the other hand, this *is* Hatefarm, so I guess both work.)
look at that kid, putting his finger right in the fucking frosting. I’m surprised his mom didn’t off him with manners like that.
I’m sort of em :3
I asked for a friend last Christmas…
a friend of mine was taken by child protection services
xD
pass the poptarts!!!
A Smartphone?? Seriously?? How the hell are you gonna get it if you’re dead?! FTW!! >.<
I just…
I don’t know. I want it to be funny. I really do.