HateFarm

Don’t Punch That Horse
November 13th, 2011 – By Eric

Big thanks to Theo for donating a bunch of money to our cause. $50 gets you a spot into one of our comics, and there he is in all his horse punching glory. Now, I should mention Theo didn’t get to choose what he’s pictured doing. He certainly didn’t ask to be raped by a horse. That was my idea. THANKS THEO!

The idea of someone punching a horse was so hilarious to me. I don’t condone animal cruelty unless it’s cats — It’s just that…who the hell punches a horse? As I reveled in my apparent originality, I searched the internet to see if anybody has done it before. Low and behold, there’s a whole fucking website dedicated to people punching horses. I can’t stay mad though, because it’s genius.

Next month I’m going to start bugging you guys to vote for us on topwebcomics. It’s something you can do every day and it really helps us get hits. And the more trolls we can get onto the site, telling us how much our comic sucks, the happier everybody will be. You can get in the habit of doing it now, I guess, but we’re really gonna need it starting the 1st so we have a chance at a good ranking. Another great way to help us out is by liking us or sharing us on facebook. We’re close to 400 followers, and when we hit 300 I made a sexy thank you image. I’ll probably do the same for 400.

Lastly, I’ve been meaning to give some props to some of my webcomic peeps. I am Arg is a biographical webcomic by professional animator and funkyman Andrew. It’s consistently funny and let me cut to the chase here — it has as much, if not more dicks than our webcomic. WIN! Louder Than Bombs is another biographical webcomic by McFaydn and Jay Fantastico. Two super swell guys and I gotta say the art style always gives me tingles.

I don’t know the guys that do these webcomics as well/at all, but I fucking love them and want to have sex with them anyway: Toonhole, Three Word Phrase, Perry Bible Fellowship. You guys know of any other awesome webcomics we should be copying loving on, let us know below.

So I wrote a Skyrim webcomic. You can expect that in a week or two. See image below:

 

Scented Flaps
November 6th, 2011 – By Rob

Well, hey internet! It’s me! Rob! Eric asked me to do the blog for this one, which is understandable considering I do very, very little work in comparison to him. I mean, he manages all of this site business and drawing like a world class fucking champ while advancing a demanding and time-consuming career and I got tired an hour ago walking back to the microwave to reheat the second half of my Chinese food leftovers. To be fair to myself, I am really hungover and the sesame seeds on that chicken probably weighed it down quite a bit.

This is a comic that I thought of because I’ve noticed from using tumblr too much that people will take their least popular quality or worst character flaw and turn it into a bold choice they made. Like the people with t-shirts that say “You call me a bitch like it’s a bad thing” or someone who thinks that they are “telling it like it is” to take the sting off of their racism. I’m sure there are plenty of ladies with smelly ladyparts out there that might not have any way to help it, and if you’re reading this, I am not trying to hurt your feelings! You deserve the right to frequent Scented Flaps. You are a human being, and you have every entitlement to being proud and confident not in spite of, but because of your womanly aura.

The rest of y’all bitches that be stinkin’ really do need to be takin’ a bath.

 

 

P.S. I didn’t specify, imply or request that any of the characters in this comic be visibly nude in any way. Eric decided, on his own, in his own creative, visionary little perverse mind, that there was going to be some cartoon tits all up in your collective face. This is a note to remind myself to contact his girlfriend and stage an intervention.

P.P.S. hehehe boobies

Modern Cartoons
November 4th, 2011 – By Eric

Let me be clear — I’m certainly not bashing any of the artists or even writers of The New Looney Tunes show. I just think it’s kind of retarded to reimagine beloved, timeless characters that worked just fine in their old element. They were funny. They’re still funny. I understand times are changing and Bugs Bunny might use a cell phone as a part of a gag. But do they really need to drive cars and live together in a sitcom environment? Bleugh.

Why do I care? Well, I have spent the last several years with the Looney Tunes characters, bringing the CGI-3D theatrical shorts to life. Last year we did 3 Wile Coyote cartoons and this year we have a Daffy + Elmer short, Sylvester + Tweety, and another Wile Coyote + Road Runner short. I was animation lead on Elmer, Tweety, and Road Runner. I think they are awesome shorts because we tried our best to capture the old style…old personality, old animation look even. Sure they are CGI (lets have that argument another day) but they still feel like the old characters.  If you want to make a modern sitcom cartoon, make some new characters. I’ve got tons of crappy character ideas if you want some help.

It’s just that…I loved these Looneys so dang much… a little… too much…

…sexually…

Anyway, check out “I Tawt I Taw a Putty Tat”, playing in front of Happy Feet 2, in theaters November 18th. It doesn’t suck, I promise. It even features the voice of the long dead Mel Blanc. How cool is that!?

If you don’t understand what’s going on in the last panel, here is the answer. I hope it reads. I guess that image horrified me so much as a teenager that I just assume it’s burned into everyone elses mind as well.

If you want to see more of my animation check out my demo reel, biatches. It’s my birthday today, so send me naked photos of yourself and lie to me about how talented I am.

SUPER FREAKIN SPECIAL THANKS to donators Adrian Love and Theodore Hill! Theodore donated a metric shit-ton of money so his likeness gets to be in a future comic. Thems the rules. Donate a enough money and get yourself drawn up in some embarrassing, immature situation (if you’re really lucky, it will involve dick jokes).

 

Back by popular demand
October 30th, 2011 – By Eric

And by popular demand I mean two or three of you requested a new Walter the Shy Necrophiliac comic for whatever reason (as if you could make more than one funny joke about a shy necrophiliac). This is the sad result. Actually though, I had a ton of fun drawing this special Halloween themed comic as it had all the staples of good art — babies being chainsawed, zombies, Looney Tunes references and boners. Speaking of Looney Tunes, you can look forward to more of it as I wrote a comic parodying the New Looney Tunes show. You can bet your bottoms that it will probably contain boners, senseless violence, and other such easy vehicles of comedy. Maybe some Justin Bieber jokes, if you’re lucky.

Here’s a preview of the upcoming “characters” subpage.

Zach Braff – Worlds greatest actor

First blog post EVER
October 20th, 2011 – By Eric

Oh my goodness. Justin Scheetz, overlord of the world wide web, has hooked up our website blogability. Now, with every comic, you’ll be able to read our self-serving ramblings, click our magical links, and internet harder than ever before. Not only that, if you scroll below you can participate in the interactive comment orgy. Since I haven’t been able to talk to you guys in a while, let me tell you what’s coming soon:

• Characters Page with original art
• About page including FAQ and other such bullshit
• Creators pages to make for easy stalking
• Comic archives
• HATEFARM merch
• Making of/behind the scenes crap, how to draw penises
• Mall Monkeys comics and a way to buy the CDs
• Links to comics and websites that don’t suck
• Project Wonderful Advertising

Plus some other shit I haven’t thought of yet. Seriously, if you’ve got suggestions, we’ll listen to the ones that don’t suck. Just leave a comment below or email me. Oh, and before you get all excited about being a trolling asshole, we have to approve all comments. Sorry.

Here’s a little sneak peak of next weeks special Halloween comic for being such a devoted reader of bloggery. Walter the Shy Necrophiliac is back by popular demand!

If you dig our webcomic even slightly, you should like us on the facebooks, or vote for us on Topwebcomics (every day), or tell some friends about us. Something. Please.

Dickbags.
- Eric