Ninja Mutant Turtle Teens
December 1st, 2011 – By Eric
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I always wondered what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would look like portrayed in a more literal sense. Throw a little “darkness” into this reboot and you have a dysfunctional family setting filled with angsty teenage freaks. All the turtles here have some deep seeded problems that they will have to learn to overcome before they go off to ninja college. While they train to be ninjas physically, they will have to become ninjas of the heart to survive.
Donatello is the chain smoking emo turtle who wallows in cigarette smoke and sad music. He hates the world and finds joy in his tears. Raphael is the naive hippie stoner kid who smokes so much weed he can barely find the time to smoke weed. Michelangelo is the overeating gamer addict with zero social skills and a bad attitude. Leonardo is obsessed with his looks but can never attain true happiness due to his tiny penis (and probably the giant mutated balls on his face). April O’Neil is there to look decidedly emo yet sexy (as always) and Splinter is in the back in a hazy depressed mess of alcohol and medication.
I think this would make a pretty sweet poster, so I’m going to make myself one at Kinkos! If anyone else agrees and thinks they would buy a poster of this, I’ll get it set up so you can order one.
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