Mistress Missy Comes Clean
April 17th, 2012 *updated May 2nd – By Eric
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On the note of future comics, I am currently in crunch time at work on a universal studios ride production. I’m hoping the crazy hours only lasts another week and I can get back to Hatefarming. In the mean time, sorry about the delay.
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We know Mistress Missy is a celebrity bondage queen with strange superhuman sexual powers, but how did she get that way? Well, if your mother was La Blue Girl and your father a Shikima (tentacle monster demon) then you might have those same abilities. But in all seriousness guys, porn stars have it hard. They have to bottle up all sorts of pent up emotions into their orifices and swallow their pride for the enjoyment of others. So if you see one out there, give him or her a big hug and try not to dry hump.
I’ve known about La Blue Girl since I was a teenager. I knew it was one of the more popular tentacle porn animes available and that’s about it… I had never actually watched the show until I started planning this comic. I had to do…extensive “research” because I wanted the comic to look really authentic and to also have vagina wallpaper. I had no idea the anime would be so fucking hilarious, though! Especially the english subtitled version. I enjoyed it so much that I could watch the whole series — but not for sexual reasons. No, I will stick to my horse porn for that, weirdos. I was ranting about how hilarious it was on the twitters when Grey Carter turned me onto an even sillier anime – the English version of Ghost Stories. Do yourself a favor and watch these clips. They completely changed the script and said virtually anything they wanted to for the English version and it’s hilarious.
James over at The Obscure Gentlemen interviewed Rob and I about comics and future projects and stuff. It’s short, sexy and yellow, just like my genitals. Thanks, Obscure Gentlemen! Go on, read it!
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Love you bye bye, Eric
56 Comments
Oh god, this… I didn’t even see the vagina wallpaper until you pointed it out, now… now I can’t…
This is perfect.
I’m glad to see you included the tag “Uncle Rapey’s 14th tentacle is a little drippy today…martha get the wet naps!” Because I typed that into google yesterday, and nothing came up.
It’s the fastest way to get here.
Poor Missy. You would think that her parents would have a little more tact with that sort of thing. Then again, I hear the Japanese are rather strict with their kids.
Also, penis, hee hee!
genius comic xD
You’ve outdone yourselves. This is your best work yet, gentlemen.
That wallpaper has a feminist agenda.
That’s odd, I don’t remember donating.
Thanks, though. I look great. On that dish.
Eric… What kind of things are in your portfolio?
Well I figured it was your time to shine. On a dish. You can see all sorts of stuff I did here: http://hatefarm.com/about-eric/ and my latest animation reel here: http://vimeo.com/36625564 (password drobes)
Great reel, sir. Wonderful to see your talents, and thank you for taking the time to give us Hatefarm in your off hours.:)
Hey thanks Leto! Appreciate the patience with our slow updates
It’s not just the English dub that’s good for a laugh, either, though the… *enthusiastic* English performances does add something to it. You hear a lot of folks talking about how weird Japanese porn is, but what gets overlooked is that a great deal of the weird stuff is intended as parody. The Western image of Japanese porn is basically what you’d get if you assumed that the “Naked Gun” series is representative of American action movies.
Yeah, Japanese porn is way more sophisticated than this, Eric. It’s what I’ve been TRYING to tell you.
WOW. At first didn’t know who the asian chick was or the tentacle demon, until read the description and checked out some of those helpful hyperlinks. Great job on the wallpaper too hahaha vagina. Keep up the good works guys, and good luck if you guys get in on the tournament. You guys should do a montage issue of getting ready for the tournament, with “You’re The Best Around” playing in the background haha
Oh my lord. This is both awesome, and horrifying. Well done.
La Blue Girl will always remain one of my favorite hentai movies of all time. I completely, utterly love you guys. <3
I'm buying a house with my husband this summer. I am going to suggest filigree vagina wallpaper for our dining room. Thanks for the idea!
As very, very tempting as it is to show this next Hatefarm to my mother, I value my life, and as such shall not do it.
However, I must find some of that stylish wallpaper.
I instantly recognized La Blue Girl and was then ravaged by self loathing and disgust for about 10 minutes or so.
Then I remembered I have no dignity, nor shame and then everything was awesome.
Absolutely brilliant. The vagina wallpaper adds a touch of class, as well.
You boys haven’t failed me once, please make comics forever.
We will do it, Fionajane. We will do it, forever. For you.
I’m a really big fan of anime,it’s always the perverted ones (Example: High School of the dead, Baka and test Sekerei, and Rosario + Vampire) that are as funny as shit!!! XD Btw, I heard that Japan is the #1 country with the most suicide rates because of their over competitive tests and homework, you ruin your family’s reputation if you fail. BTW: what does BDSM stand for? I feel so stupid. -_-”
BDSM is a nice complex acronym, standing for Bondage/Discipline&Dominance/Submission&Sadism/Masochism.
Oh and guys, I’m extremely tempted to steal that vagina wallpaper design and embroider it on my lighter gown.
can i be in ur comic brown eyes/hair 6 ft.pink dress black tights black high heel boots 7 pink streeks in my hair 7 blue streeks 2.i looooooooooooooveeee youre comi
I’ll think about it but only because your comment was so adorably hilarious.
I’ll draw it.
No no no… I’ll draw it. Hang on while I go get my lube- I mean, pencils.
Missy is my favorite Hatefarm character, and I love this comic.
I’m gonna print it out and rub it all over my body after my wife goes to bed.
Ssshhhh!
Just remember to dispose of the evidence before she wakes up!
i’m not surprised by this at all. actually its more surprising how long it took you to make this joke than for you to make it, and i would never have realized that she’s Miko Mido at first glance
OK, I get all the tentacle rape and vagina wallpaper but what I choose to fixate on is why is there a stale banana in the middle of the dinner table for no reason?
Phew, so glad someone noticed the banana. You see, the singular rotten banana is a metaphor for singular rotten bananas everywhere. Your welcome internet.
So does this mean we are going to actually get sort of a story line going? I would like that
Also, facial expressions of Missy are VERY well done.
So many dicks. soooo many beautiful dicks.
Hatefarm is obviously the best thing the internet has got goin.. imo
How you managed to fit so many penis’s and vagina’s in one panel is truly an achievement. Most people try to sneak one in the background for a little giggle. You say ‘fuck that’ and blatantly paste dozens of dicks, some even dripping, in front of vagina wallpaper. Are you sure you’re not the reincarnation of H.R. Giger?
He can’t be H R Giger – none of the dicks have teeth.
That demon thing is grossly AWESOME! I high-5ed like 3 people over showing it
I call BS on everyone one o’ you what says they have really seen La Blue Girl. How is the incest in here slippin’ past ya’ll?
That’s Miko’s dad guys.
Japanese demon wincest. Yus.
I’ll admit I’ve only watched 3/4 of one episode to do this comic, and the second half of that I had the volume turned off. Well. That just makes Missy’s parental situation all the stranger now, doesn’t it?
That it does, my friend…
that it does.
Not necessarily: That would imply that people were actually paying attention to plot while watching it. Sure, its hentai, but its still porn.
Hahaha awesome. “It’s what I love!” Golden!!!
Heh. Comic 42 is full sex, violence, vaginas and tentacles.
Truly, 42 is the meaning of life.
This is the only web comic site that has given me more than an hour of entertainment with one post (lmao ghost stories). And now I find out the flash I watched on newgrounds all those years ago is Eric. I checked out the WB links and found even more great content. I don’t even remember how I found this site, and it has given me so many laughs. Thank you.
Ha!
Hilarious.
Though I didn’t notice the vagina wallpaper before you pointed it out.
But I keep lol’ing when I see Rob’s picture up there looking into the third panel, almost like disapproval.
In either the parents or Mistress Missy, I can’t tell.
Keep up the good work guys!
I am very disapproving by nature!
just pointing out there wedding rings are on the wrong side but maybe thats the way it is with demonic tentacle creatures
Oh man, this is just so many kinds of wonderful. And such detail on those giant weeping cocks. Hopefully this comic will finally help empower tentacle rapists and dominatrix porn whores everywhere!
she’s the child of a sex demon? that makes so much sense.
This raises a lot of questions that I feel should be left a mystery. One question I will ask is this: Is her hair naturally pink and purple? Oh, and that I love the irony of her actually going to med school. I’m glad she dropped out because we need a porn-star like her in the world! Go, Mistress Missy!
Holy Shit….That really is her natural hair color, huh? The more you know…
I’m a big stinky fart face!
My breath smells like peepee! Hehehehe!!
*Sniff* It’s always sad when families clash over value differences.
Right?!
(did that post?)
I loved La blu girl too, funny as hell. On a side note I known a porn star. It’s a little known fact but even in rough porn the men are usually nice guys! If the women couldn’t trust the guys to stop on cue (and come on cue) then the guy wouldn’t be in the porno! Professional porn is actually one of the safer forms of media industry – cause they have to protect themself from potential lawsuits at every opportunity and keep things safe!
Seriously – porn girls may have a bad rep amongst guys (for all the wrong reasons) but porn Guys are the perfect guy.
In EVERY way :3
The plot THICKENS