Don’t Punch That Horse
November 13th, 2011 – By Eric
Big thanks to Theo for donating a bunch of money to our cause. $50 gets you a spot into one of our comics, and there he is in all his horse punching glory. Now, I should mention Theo didn’t get to choose what he’s pictured doing. He certainly didn’t ask to be raped by a horse. That was my idea. THANKS THEO!
The idea of someone punching a horse was so hilarious to me. I don’t condone animal cruelty unless it’s cats — It’s just that…who the hell punches a horse? As I reveled in my apparent originality, I searched the internet to see if anybody has done it before. Low and behold, there’s a whole fucking website dedicated to people punching horses. I can’t stay mad though, because it’s genius.
Next month I’m going to start bugging you guys to vote for us on topwebcomics. It’s something you can do every day and it really helps us get hits. And the more trolls we can get onto the site, telling us how much our comic sucks, the happier everybody will be. You can get in the habit of doing it now, I guess, but we’re really gonna need it starting the 1st so we have a chance at a good ranking. Another great way to help us out is by liking us or sharing us on facebook. We’re close to 400 followers, and when we hit 300 I made a sexy thank you image. I’ll probably do the same for 400.
Lastly, I’ve been meaning to give some props to some of my webcomic peeps. I am Arg is a biographical webcomic by professional animator and funkyman Andrew. It’s consistently funny and let me cut to the chase here — it has as much, if not more dicks than our webcomic. WIN! Louder Than Bombs is another biographical webcomic by McFaydn and Jay Fantastico. Two super swell guys and I gotta say the art style always gives me tingles.
I don’t know the guys that do these webcomics as well/at all, but I fucking love them and want to have sex with them anyway: Toonhole, Three Word Phrase, Perry Bible Fellowship. You guys know of any other awesome webcomics we should be copying loving on, let us know below.
So I wrote a Skyrim webcomic. You can expect that in a week or two. See image below:
28 Comments
At least he isn’t punching a Donkey.
I immediately regret this decision.
Yes, I DIDN’T get asked to be raped by a horse… Didn’t… <__>;
Eric, love it man! Thanks a ton!
No man thank you!!! Theo is probably our coolest reader.
I didn’t think you would ask for it…After all, anybody who retains even a smidgeon of sanity wouldn’t knowingly or willingly choose “death by snu-snu.”
Is that horse… Is that horse tea-bagging him…
If that is what it takes to keep your sanity, then yes.
Hmmm, is that Mr. Horse’s gay cousin?
Seems like a great TV deal. All you have to do is be annoyingly ugly and get a punch, and you get all the butts you can hump.
That’s what I’m saying! I’ve been trying to pitch the show to all the major TV networks. Lifetime is the only channel that has shown any interest.
NOT surprised.
I was gonna ask why the hell was an arm coming out of a horse… but now I know… poor Theo… he had it coming XD
Oh yeah definitely horse rape.
Just a guess here. Project Wonderful isn’t comfortable with you having their adspace on your site.
NO idea where I got that from.
Love the comic so far!
Well their website says we need 30 quality webcomics before we can apply to get advertising. Hopefully they don’t mind all the dick jokes and horse rape.
Almost as good as the Holla! one.
I have a bad feeling I’m gonna take some flack for saying this, but another awesome webcomic? Homestuck. Check it out at mspaintadventures.com
Nah, that’s a great one. I can’t seem to muster the patience to get very far in it though. I like my comics in small doses.
How the devil-fish did he last that long?
He must be an astronaut or secret agent or something.
You know too much, Clueless. I’m sorry for what we have to do to you.
Well, as long as the horse rape continues, everything is alright.
Though, if at any time there is not a person being horse raped, all my powers will be unleashed in a fury of fire-semen and giant monster-men made of “Horse Dick Monthly” issues #7-#4136.
The world’s only chance would be to deploy the birthday-bear for an epic battle against me through time, space and cheesy 80′s sitcoms.
If the birthday-bear were to be successful, he would have a nice glass of Gatorcheez with a bowl of Jerky-O’s, extra bee jism.
He would then walk into the sunset with Sexy Lady Man and they would have hardcore sex on a lifeguard tower whilst creating a C-Grade porno in the process.
The pair would hand out the DVDs at their local video rental store.
The End.
Fun fact!:
When I clicked the “reply” button, I had only planned to type the first sentence.
this one gave me lols for hours, thanks!
Im glad my now destroyed colon was entertaining for you.
LOL that fourth panel is epic!!!
He should’ve kicked it instead, then it wouldn’t have considered punching.
wow, i can imagine that horse is pretty amazing to be able to take so many hits
I once punched a horse on school camp, right after it stamped on my foot and kicked me. Dang thing rearranged my ribs and I got what-for because no-one witnessed it stamp+kick me, just me punching it like I was starved of oxygen at birth and thought that might be a good idea.
The horse looks like Prince Edward – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Edward,_Duke_of_Kent
Is that what’s happening in the last panel, huh? Dafaq?