A Skyrim Comic
November 20th, 2011 – By Eric
Originally I wanted to make a comic that was somewhat apologetic to all the girlfriends (and boyfriends?) of the world who have to suffer the loss of their significant other to the lands of Skyrim. (If you have no idea what Skyrim is, go play a fucking video game.) But the idea sort of devolved from that because I really wanted to draw an Eiffel Tower. Like….REALLY wanted to.
I was also gonna slap me and my girlfriend in the comic, but wanted to show some love to webcomic creator Andrew Gregoire and his woman from I am ARG. Sure, I may have gone a bit overboard on the love, but you can’t deny that it is indeed, love in it’s truest form. Sweet dovahkiin love. Check out his webcomic. It is greatness.
If I may be serious for a moment, The Elder Scrolls V: Skryim is one of the best games I have ever played. If I came home to Skyrim banging my girlfriend, I’d be overjoyed. I might have some performance anxiety for a little while, but I’m sure I’d get used to it after I leveled my penis up a bit. I would put all my skill points into pick pocketing.
We’re not usually big on inside jokes here at the HATEFARM, but if you don’t get the “FUS, ROH, DAH” bit, it’s probably for the best.
Hey vote for us on topwebcomics, wouldja? You can do it every day, in case, you know, you don’t own a copy of Skyrim.
33 Comments
HAHAHAHAA
I’d totally go for such a threesome.
the before dragon slaying eiffel tower is always a win win
Maybe Skyrim will pop in a little “Whirlwind Sprint” in for her pleasure.
hahahaha
Never really cared much for the Elder Scrolls games, mostly because my asspie friend beats me over the head with them every time we talk about anything, but also because I’ve just always preferred firing a gun to swinging a sword.
However, this is hilarious even from an outside perspective.
It’s true, I have to balance my Skyrimming with a healthy dose of Battlefield 3.
This is epic. just simply epic. well done sir. Well done… i am honored and humbled.
This is the best thing.
Oh my Stevenson.
Her freckles!!
SOME OF THEM DISAPPEARED!!!
Where could they have gone?
Perhaps they went on a journey to find-
Actually, I don’t play any Elder Scroll games. (-⌒▽⌒-)うふふふ
It is a well-known rule that I just made up that as a character gets further away you draw less freckles. Another applicable rule is, if the character is performing fellatio, freckles are cut in half.
Pffft. If you played skyrim you would know Fus Roh Dah can blow alot of things away. I am sure freckles could be on the list. Check out youtube sometime. Lots of the Fus there.
*In Jasper Johns Voice*
“Eh, It’s been done”
I can never figure out why some girls leave their bras on while having sex. You already have your panties off, so why leave your bra on?
Right!? And when they refuse to wear a strapon and take you from behind. What. Is up. With that.
Sounds like not enough booze was applied. Add more and try again.
Actually, for larger breasted girls, bouncing around a lot without a bra is actually pretty uncomfortable, if not downright painful. If I was on all fours, I’d leave my bra for reasons based in physics, not modesty.
Yeah… I loved this one lol. Umm I used that pic in my review, it’s kosher right? I’m linking your site in it and everything… not trying to steal creative credit…
Sure dude, thanks for the link-back.
Brilliant Just Brilliant. love the tribute to andrew (if it wasn’t for your comments in IAMARG, I would’ve never found your comic.
the shout cracked me up!. Keep up the good work guys!.
As a sidenote I’m reading this comic 3 days later because I was playing Skyrim
Thanks, will do or WE WILL DIE TRYING!
This is my first time commenting here (been planning to but Skyrim got in the way, more so since I got my Nightingale items), I found your webcomic from ARG a couple weeks back, some of your jokes are pretty daring and I love it!
Thanks for the comment and all, but don’t you have some quests you should be tending to?
THE EIFFEL TOWER!
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS
I can just imagine that squee going up into the 6000 Hz range.
This comic is like surving a shark down a sand dune and the dune is playing “highway to the danger zone” with its 27 magic platinum instruments
Awesome tribute to ARG in a direction only Hatefarm would go!
I don’t think my boyfriend would like to be raped by a huge viking… Me, on the other hand…
..I feel so honoured to be able to read this incredible comic.
I am sworn to carry your burdens.
Dude. I’m the girlfriend and I fucking love Skyrim. So does my boyfriend.
I shall convince him to have this threesome :3
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
Mind if I join in?