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Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What is HATEFARM?HATEFARM is a webcomic by Eric and Rob. We like to think of it as a sort of a “wildcard” comic that is part gag-a-day, but not really restricted to any subject matter, formatting or even the need for comedic value. There are common themes of crude sex jokes, nudity, violence, anything taboo. It ranges from using traditional comic formatting to faux movie posters or advertisements. Sometimes it is completely NSFW and other times it is geared towards “edutaining” small children of toddler age or lower. Basically it’s whatever we feel like that day. Q: When is HATEFARM updated?
Every 3-4 weeks. Q: When did Hatefarm begin?
January 1st, 2011. The first couple sketches of Mistress Missy happened two weeks before.
Q: Can I be in the comic?
Absolutely! Donate us $60 or more and get your ugly mug in the comic. No, you don’t get to choose how you are depicted as is seen in these classic comic examples: Raped by a Horse, Tortured, Sex with a Porn Star, Time Traveling Hipsters…etc. After you donate, we’ll get in touch with you about the prospect. If you’re interested we’ll probably ask to be your facebook friend or have you send us pictures of yourself. Give it some time to cook and you’ll star in your very own HATEFARM webcomic! This will make a particularly great story to tell your grandchildren. Q: How can I support your comic without giving you my sweet sweet moneys?
Like us and share our comics on Facebook. Follow us on the Twitter. Share comics and up vote us on reddit. Play with our nipples. Send us nude photos of your girlfriends. Get a HATEFARM tattoo. Never watch the show Scrubs ever, ever, again. We mean it. Q: Do you do commissions?
Eric is sometimes down for commissioning of the arts and animation variety, more info here. Q: Why the name HATEFARM? While we ourselves do not condone hatred of any flavor, the truth is that the internet is a moist, festering gulley full of of repressed inadequacy and angry raging trolls. We knew you’d hate this webcomic but that’s alright, we hate you too. No, but seriously, we just threw darts at a wall full of words…it was this or Crapfist. Q: Your comic is the worst comic on the internet and you guys deserve to fade into a sad prolonged obscurity before you eventually kill yourselves.
Above point… proven! Q: Can you post some “making of the art” type content? There is some on the Extras page and hopefully more on the way. Q: Didn’t you guys do Mall Monkeys? What happened to Keith? Yeah, you can read far too much about Mall Monkeys here, as well as see a bunch of comics. Keith is still around.
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Fucking sweet webcomic, guys!
I come across so many webcomics that are poorly drawn, and most of all have an identity crisis, I feel like you’ve pretty much got the artistic style down, and the atmosphere these strips give off is just blasting.
I hope Mistress Missy gets to star more in these comics, she’s like a chestnut.
and I wanna fuck that fucking chestnut!
Keep rocking,
Foxglove
Thanks for all the beautiful lies, Foxglove. More Missy on the way!
Which one of you has the larger dick?
Will we ever know who won that dick fight all those weeks ago?
Will I ever find love?
I’ll come up with more later.
Rob.
It is a mystery to everyone who hasn’t actually looked at the comics.
Love? Yes. It will be someone on this website.
Please do, we’re running out of answers.
If a train leaves a station heading East at 56 knots at 5 A.M. and a train leaves a station heading North at 130 knots at 6 P.M., will Wills ever find love?
In Raped by a Horse I was sure the horse was going to say, “No Sir, I don’t like it.” How much Ren and Stimpy did you watch as children?
Rob and I watched copious amounts of Ren and Stimpy growing up. It’s still one of my favorite cartoons…you’ll find John K influence in other comics for sure.
omg.
I got nostalgic today for the Mall Monkey days and all the hate we used to sling back on the forums.
Sometimes I get the wild hair up my ass to google mall monkeys to see if I can find some tiny sliver of it.
Instead I found this. And I am stoked.
Sweet, stoking people is what we’re here for.
What would happen if Mistress Missy and Walter the Shy Necropheliac met? I can only imagine the mutual disgust and potential for unimaginable horror that the two share…
Well, Missy would have to be dead, most likely.
Most of times you draw Penises as something bad or scary… does this mean you are gay?
If you are, can I have a date with you? I’ll buy you gellato.
It can only suppose that it is because my own penis is so awesomely bad and scary that I draw them that way.
Rob and I are pretty much married to heterosexuality. We like girls a lot.
But I have been known to travel to unknown lands for gellato.
I just read this now so I feel a need to address this comment. Why would two gay men draw penises as “something bad or scary”? I feel like we would revere them more. As it is, I only worship my own.
The wisdom I can impart to you is that if you are terrified or apprehensive of the genitals of the ones you pursue romantically, perhaps you are barking up the wrong trees.
So, if you haven’t noticed, I go by Missy.. and I frequently joke around and say that I am going to drop out of school to become a dominatrix, but of course this is only if I don’t make it to med school. Then I found your Missy, and I felt like my life and her life were somehow intertwined. Thanks for unknowingly making my life a comic character. You rock.
I say follow your dreams!
Boy am I PMSing hard today!!!
I Like The Fact You Guys Make A Comic Made For Some People To Just Hate But You Yourselves Are Not As Bad As Some Of Your Comics. Good On Ya. Btw Mistress Missy Is Bad Ass And The Reason I Started Reading The Comic….FIRE VAGINA People.XD
Thank you, we try to not be deplorable people despite the odds being against us.
Well You Do A Good Job At It So Keep Up The Good Work.~^
I check this thing every day. Every day since January, my day has been crushed because there isn’t a new comic. Don’t make me find you… all ‘Misery’ style. ŏ_ŏ