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ACTION STATS:

• Height: Three leagues, seven fathoms and two inches.
• Weight: Roughly equivalent to that of a dark star.
• Age: Varies, dependent on time.
• Alignment: Mostly goodish.
• Abilities: Superior sleeping skills, expert circle jerker, was once a fish, takes daily multivitamins, has a winged lizard monster for a penis, eats food, doesn’t believe in children, can think backwards and plays video games.
• Weaknesses: Girls, jokes, comedy, webcomics, morals.
• Eric’s Animation Reel (2011)
• Eric’s Blog
• Eric’s Deviant Art
• Email Eric

Biography

Eric is the sole survivor of planet Kyrpton. His father, Jor-El, discovered that the planet was about to explode pretty good so he ejaculated his baby off into space in an experimental space ship. The ship landed on Earth where he grew up to be Superman and everybody knows the rest of the story from there.

No but for reals

Eric is the guy who draws and sometimes writes for this pitiful webcomic. From 2001-2004 he teamed up with Rob and Keith to make an equally stupid webcomic called Mall Monkeys. There were literally thousands upon thousands of people who hated this webcomic on a daily basis. Even today, there are internet scholars partaking in heated discussions over why the comic was so awful. Nearly 10 years from Mall Monkeys’ inception, creators Rob and Eric realized that there were far too many good webcomics on the internet and that they should make the effort to crap things up again. Nowadays Eric spends his time chasing the past and trying to hide the soul crushing emptiness that lies deep within his heart.

What’s this about animation?

Well, I had to stop Mall Monkeys because I went off to art school. Got my bachelor of fine arts at Ringling College of Art and Design in computer animation, where I spent for-fucking-ever producing this 2 minute CG animated short, “The Animator and the Seat“:

That landed me a job where I am currently a lead animator. I’ve worked on such forgettable classics as Open Season 2, 3, and Kung Fu Panda: The Secrets of the Furious Five. Most notably I worked on the new 3D CGI Looney Tunes shorts.

COMMISSIONS

I’m sort of available for commission work, as time permits. I can cook up portraits or caricatures, (realistic or in any style) 2D character animation (using Flash) and 3D character animation. Smaller scale projects are the best projects. I’m going to make a commissions page eventually, but for now I’ll just slop everything here. Below are some examples of my artings:

If you want to get a hold of me for commission work or otherwise, send me some hatemail.